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Friday, April 4, 2014

Upgrade Directly to Texas A&M

If you don't go to Texas A&M University, then you won't go to as good a college as possible.

If you don't go to as good a college as possible, you won't get as good a job as possible.

If you don't get as good a job as possible, you won't make as much money.

If you don't have enough money, you go broke.

When you go broke you have to find creative ways to make money.

When you have to find creative ways to make money you end up selling your blood plasma in the shady part of town on the wrong side of the train tracks.

When you sell your blood plasma in the shady part of town on the wrong side of the train tracks, you contract blood transmitted diseases from unsanitary needles.

Don't contract blood transmitted diseases from unsanitary needles.

Go to Texas A&M University.


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